Frank's Teams

[Beastherder]

“Welcome again to Jake & Eddie’s Dreadball Roundup. A week later than usual, but the office New Year’s Party was a bit rough.”
“Well, the Basin City Dames have played another match. Before we begin, Ed, could I ask you if we could please try and discuss the game without mentioning their, erm, post-match activities?”
“We can try, Jake, but I’m not making any promises.”
“Just try and think before you open your mouth, that’s all I’m asking.”
“So, the match then”
“Yes, this time the BCD appeared in a exhibition match against the Kruppstahl Steelers. They are very keen to show off their brand new, state-of-the-art stadium, so they’re packing in as many matches as they can.”
“Lucky for the girls it was only an exhibition match.”
“Quite. Things got very physical out there, very fast.”
“They should have used that Orc Free Agent more, that’s what I think.”
“In hindsight, maybe. But the point of these exhibition matches is to get your players some experience. The only thing your players are gonna learn from an Orc smashing up the opposition is that it’s nice to have an Orc on your team. The idea to let the BCD Guard Megan do the slamming herself was good”
“Didn’t work, though”
“No, and they did everything by the book too. Picking on isolated players, setting up the supporting players, but Megan just couldn’t hit them hard enough. By contrast the Steelers number 10, John Dwayneson, showed that pure aggression can be enough. He went on a solo rampage that put half the Basin City team in the hospital. It seemed like he was taking it all a bit personal.”
“Well, there are those persistent rumours of an embarrassing personal affliction.”
“Compensating for a tiny, shrivelled up, discoloured manhood by becoming freakishly strong is one thing, but taking out your frustration about your inability to function as a man by beating up women is quite another.”
(maar verder heb ik niks persoonlijks tegen Laurens zn ster-speler, hoor )

“Unless it’s on a DB pitch.”
“Well, sure. Then you’re just a good player. In the end, despite all their injuries, the BCD still won the game. That was all thanks to one player.”
“Thank God for number 8: Lisa. She’s gonna be a superstar.”
“4 3-point scores in a single game. She pretty much won the game on her own. Not sure there was much celebrating though, with half the team in the hospital.”
“Well, the Basin City Collective runs their own hospital. You wouldn’t believe the nurses they have. If you give them some credits they even...”
“Aargh. So close... Anyway, to make the most of Lisa’s new star-power the BCD have released a few pictures of her during their last training session.”


“Is that really what they wear in training?”
“Oh, sure. It’s really shoddy quality though. Those shirts get ripped and torn off at nearly every tackle. The BCD’s training are public by the way. They’re really popular with the fans.”
“Gee, I wonder why.”





In verder nieuws heb ik ook mijn eerste 2 cheerleaders geschilderd





en mijn *ahem* Coach

vrij zeker dat dit de eerste keer is geweest dat ik Gloss Varnish op kleding heb gebruikt

Als Staff Coach is ze verantwoordelijk voor het aansturen en discipline van de Cheerleaders
verdere details laat ik over aan jullie eigen vunzige fantasie, maar uitgebreide video's zijn uiteraard tegen betaling verkrijgbaar op de BCD website


Nu nog wat wedstrijden gaan winnen zodat ik ook wat credits kan krijgen om ze daadwerkelijk in te kunnen zetten

[Caladai Doomblade]

Extreem cool! En prachtig plaatjes. Zeg, wat kost zo'n DVD van de training?

[Beastherder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfkKjATCu4E

deze is gratis

[Caladai Doomblade]

Hahaha. Thanks!

[Braxandur]

Het ziet er allemaal erg goed uit! Als je zo doorgaat heb je straks niet meer om te schilderen

[Beastherder]

@Braxandur
Naast mijn vele andere projecten, heb ik hier nog 3 andere DB teams klaar staan
maak je maar geen zorgen dat ik me ga vervelen


"So, Ed, the Basin City Dames against the Austin Babes of Doom. That sounds like a fan's dream come true."
"Before the match the crowd was buzzing, Jake. Two all-female teams facing off against each other was what the fans were hoping for. There's been plenty of girl-on-girl action with the BCD, but this would be the first time it was gonna be on the pitch."
"Yes, Ed. Too bad it was all over so quick."
"A real blink-and-you-miss-it match, Jake. If you were still grabbing a beer from the fridge when the game started, tough luck for you."
"The BCD was still struggling with the result of that 'friendly' in the last round, Ed. Considering the pounding they received, missing one player and a few niggling injuries could be seen as getting of lightly."
"They were lucky there, and of course they received a Forgefather Free Agent to compensate, but you feel that they really missed the fitness for their Running Interference plays and it cost them dearly."
"It started out well. Their Guard Megan cleared a route, and Lisa was on her way to the 3-point zone, hoping she could dodge the last defending Jack."
"Yeah, that Jack clearly wasn't impressed with Lisa's star-performance in her last game and just floored her."
"The ball scatters, ABOD picks it up, and all too easily scores 4 points. The defence there really wasn't up to their usual form. That might not have been much of a problem for BCD, as their other Striker picked up the re-launched ball and had a clear, easy run to the 4-point zone. It all looked set to return to an equal score."
"And then the ball shattered."
"And then the ball shattered, indeed, Ed. Very fortunate timing for ABOD, but despite many formal and informal protests they have been cleared of accusations of sabotage."
"I'm sure that remote control the Coach was holding was just for his TV."
"Quite. And as the BCD was still reeling from that extraordinay turn of events, ABOD picked up the new ball and strolled in for a further 3 points. 7-point landslide, quick as that. The BCD is now firmly stuck near the bottom of the League, I don't see them coming back from this, Ed"
"No, Jake. Luckily the BCD and ABOD shared a changing room and the showers, so none of the fans are complaining."


Spel-technisch gaat het dus niet zo super met het team, maar ik blijf er wel aan doorschilderen
Volgende model is de Forgefather Free Agent

Stoer model, en ziet er goed uit in dit kleurenschema
Goede timing ook, want de laatste laklaag was nog maar net droog afgelopen donderdag, en ik had m meteen nodig.


De Jacks hebben ook mooie 'Running Interference' markers gekregen, door een stel kleine magneten te schilderen


Een stuk charmanter dan die witte stenen die ik tot nu toe gebruikte, en nu vallen ze er ook niet af als ze worden neergeslagen

[Lert]

Dus al die weken dat ik je vertelde hoe handig het is om magneetjes te gebruiken voor RI hebben wel geholpen. Ziet er goed uit zo, heer schildermeester. o/

[Beastherder]

“Well, the Basin City Dames played 2 matches since our last broadcast, Ed”

“Yep, a Friendly and a proper League match, both against a Forgefather team. A good way to prepare, as being so low in the ratings, the BCD was pretty much guaranteed to be able to choose their opponent.”

“First up were the Trashers In Tartan. A real bottom-of-the-League match, the number last against second-to-last, so in theory it should have been pretty close, Ed”

“Well, the BCD showed they have plenty of experience in handling some TIT’s, Jake.”

“You just had to go there, didn’t you.”

“Impossible to avoid, Jake, just impossible.”

“Well, the BCD game-plan was pretty simple. Keep the Jacks and Guard in your own half to prevent the TIT from scoring, and then send a Striker on a solo to the 3-point zone.”

“Bad news for the Striker, though. They end up on their own, surrounded by a bunch of angry dwarfs with a grudge.”

“Well, it worked. 3 Strikers, each scoring 3 points and you win the match with a landslide, Ed.”

“And with 2 Strikers in the hospital, Jake.”

“That’s Dreadball. High point of the match was when the frustrated TIT’s, already behind, came out of their half with their whole team fully intent on smashing some Dames. BCD number 4, Natalie, dodged and weaved her way out of every Slam attempt and the whole thing ended up in an almighty pile-up of every player on the pitch, with 2 tripped up Forgefathers lying face down in the middle of it. Somehow the last remaining BCD Striker ended up with the ball out of all the chaos, made a final run for the 3-point zone and ended the game.”

“A good result for the Dames, and a good confidence builder for their next match. I’m sure they were able to get over the shock of the sight of those TIT kilts flying up when they tripped over.”

“Indeed, Ed."





"Next up was a proper League match, and the casualties from the Friendly had pretty much recovered by then.”

“They even had the possibility of hiring an MVP. Sticking with their all-girl team they went for Ann-Marie Helder.”

“Quite different from their usual type, Ed.”

“Some people like their women more well-rounded, Jake.”

“Anyway, it didn’t help very much, as Miss Helder insisted on being fielded as a Striker, not exactly her natural strong-point.”

“Yeah, she was pretty useless as a Striker. A frustrated Coach eventually simply substituted her for one of their Jacks.”

“The match itself was pretty exciting, with both teams scoring regularly and not pulling any punches. The Dames were using basically the same gameplan as they did against the TIT. It was a really tense match, when an angry Forgefather slammed the BCD star-Striker Lisa and left her lying dead on the pitch.”

“A real shock went through the crowd at that moment, Jake. For a second there, all seemed lost for the Dames.”

“Turned out it was just the incentive they needed, Ed. Their Guard was already much more impressive than in previous matches, but now she got really angry. Megan saw a chance to slam the Forgefather’s star player, and hit the Striker good and hard. The match had it’s second fatality.”

“You could hear the neck snap from the Press box, Jake. Nothing puts power into a Slam quite like pure rage.”

“It really was the turning point of the match, Ed, as now the Forgefathers had no more Strikers on the field, while the Dames still had two, ánd a Striker Free Agent they hadn’t used so far. The Forgefathers simply couldn’t keep up with the score.”

“And so the Basin City Dames finally had their first win in the League.”

“About time too, Ed.”

“Well, I’m sure there’s plenty of fans who couldn’t care less about the result, they were just glad the team made enough money to pay for Lisa’s resurrection.”

“Yeah, both teams wisely decided to pay the price for bringing their star players back to life, and the Dames even had enough to hire a new Coach. Why is it they couldn’t do that before, Ed? With all those extra sources of income shouldn’t they be the richest team in the League?”

“Well, those girls make a lot of money, Jake. You can be sure they are by far the best paid players in the League, maybe even in all of Dreadball.”

“And do you have any idea what BCD player Ellen was doing in the Forgefathers’ changing room after the match?”

“Well, Jake, the Basin City Collective is really open-minded about their clients’ desires and doesn’t discriminate other species. I suppose even Forgefathers can get a bit curious. But whatever it was you can be sure she was well paid.”

[Caladai Doomblade]

[Caladai Doomblade]

Zo ziet een Dwerg/Basin City Dames orgie er dus uit: