Funny shit, hehehe

[Benman]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/861741/ ... index.html

[theWoodcutter]

Pumpkin Patch Pervert 1999
Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin

A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin patch on Friday, and charged with lewd behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect stated that he was driving past a pumpkin patch when he was overcome with an insatiable desire. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a jailhouse interview.
He pulled over, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. "I guess I was just really into it," he commented with evident embarrassment.
The man failed to notice the approach of a Wimbledon Municipal police car, and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said the officer. "I walked up and he's just working away at this pumpkin. I went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are *****ing a pumpkin?' He was startled at first, then he looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?'"
Quick thinking, but he still got arrested!

[Bobske]

ROTFL
dat is echt quick thinking

[henerius]

[theWoodcutter]

Ut d'n ouden doosch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqmhv6bRS4

[TROLL]

hehe

ik vindt die van nightwish wishmaster toch echt de beste misheard lyrics.

[TROLL]

hehe lame,

guess its not all about selling plastic?

[Benman]

Hehehe, leuke 1 april grap.

[drava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntXkuqZ2Fo4&feature=related

Tellsell fail!

[Squiggoth]

Als Mr T er bij was geweest had ie "I love it when a sword comes apart" kunnen zeggen.