Funny shit, hehehe

[henerius]

[quote="Caladai Doomblade"]Kijk, dat is nog eens handig papieren terrein:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2087444096/pop-up-miniature-terrain-kit?ref=popular

[Son of a Dreadnaught]

Sinds ik met mijn 30K fists ben begonnen:

[mathijs97]

[Chris]

[Chris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vI_7os2V_o

Voor al onze ICT-ers.

[Son of a Dreadnaught]

[quote="Chris"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vI_7os2V_o

Voor al onze ICT-ers.

[Skevan]

Ok, deadpool funny as hell.
http://youtu.be/LoXGsv9nsNs

[blaze unlimited]

[quote="Skevan"]Ok, deadpool funny as hell.
http://youtu.be/LoXGsv9nsNs

[Son of a Dreadnaught]

[quote="Skevan"]Ok, deadpool funny as hell.
http://youtu.be/LoXGsv9nsNs

[Chris]

Background die ik geschreven heb voor een air goblin character in een DnD campaign waar ik in speel. Mischien dat iemand het leuk vindt om te lezen:



“What do you mean, you dropsed it? YOU STUPID RUNT!”

Blot was uncomfortably shuffling on his feet. His tribal shaman Gnurfolfign was ripping him a new one, all because he somehow managed to drop the ancient speaker staff off the floating island the one time he got to hold it. It wasn’t his fault that the old cranky fart mistook him for his twin brother, Blöd.

“I will have you hung by your toes from the side of the island!”

Ah, he was still ranting then. Funny how that vein on his forehead grows so large when he’s doing that. You can just see it pulsing. Kadunk, kadunk.

“This time you went too far, I will flay you alive. You shithead!”

That’s Blutbrain for you, thank you very much. Nice weather today though. Sunny with a soft breeze. Not at all as bad as that torrent yesterday. Maybe I should go fishing for some birdies later. They always bite so nicely after a big storm. Hungry birdies. Stupid hungry birdies. Mmmmmm, slow roasting a fat pigeon over a low fire. Some salt, bit of gravel, bit of snot. I'm starting to drool already. Let's hope my stupid sibbling doesn't smell it, or he will want a piece aswell. So self-centered, that one.

“And that is my final edict! Now begone!”

Wait, what? What did he just say? Why was his brother Blöd looking at him with teary eyes? Pfff, wimp.

“I’m sorry bro. Atleast I got him to change his mind about the flaying though, aye?”, said Blöd. “This way at least you have a chance.”

A chance? Chance at what? What was the gibbering fool going on about?

“I will start packing for you already. We both know you are hopeless at it. Let’s hope he finds a suitable group soon, so you can come back quickly.”

“Packing? I’m not going anywhere. Where did you get this nonsense from?”

“But Blot, you just heard Gnurf. You are to join a suitable party of adventurers, so you can retrieve the ancient speaker staff. If you come back before you have it he will flay you after all, and then carve a new one from your spine.”

Oh great, this day just keeps getting better and better. Stupid Goblins.